February 2012
"Honey, I forgot to grab something, go on line and...
I wonder why guys aren't attracted to me
Me: Why was the strawberry sad?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because its mother was in a jam!
Friend: That's not fu-
Me: Fuck you. I'm hilarious.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
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The feeling you get when you're talking to someone...
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